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Friday, April 22

Screw sorry, here's some bling

My dear husband was a totally a$$ a few days ago. No way around it...straight up a$$.

He comes home from work and I see a jewelry box sitting on the counter (picture staged....no I didn't ruin the moment to take pictures)....

I ask him if I can open it, assuming its some of his grandma's old jewelry (she died a few months ago and jewelry boxes come and go since then like we are Cartier...ok, maybe Zales).

I open it and THIS is what I see!!!

He remembered I wanted some black diamonds...and then bought me some?!? No way!

So I ask if its new? And its for me? Why? Just because huh...Not wanting to push my luck I thank him enormously and put it on.

Later that evening I finally get it out of him that yes, it was a sorry gift because he'd rather buy me diamonds than say sorry!! WTF? Whatever, I'll take diamonds over words (thanks Danielle for that awesome quote)!


Yellzer said...

You're welcome. Here's another...words are cheap, I like my jewelry expensive :). Diamonds, pearls, rubies, saphires....any day of the week over words. Not that he has a right to be an a$$ any ol' day of the week, but if he's gonna apologize at least he knows how to do it right :).

Small Kucing said...

diamond is a girl's best friend