About this blog

If you're looking for me to brag about how cute my kids are (which they are) or talk about how much weight I did or didn't lose this week, you are in the wrong place! I have a Facebook account for that. This blog is about the blunt truths of parenting, tips and tricks of the trade, some addicting mommy junk and all the other disgusting hilarity that ensues when you have kids...especially two kids only 12 months apart like myself.

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About Me

In a nutshell: I am a mom just under 30 with my almost Irish Twins (12 mos and one day apart). I never wanted to be anything but a mother (well, maybe a ballerina)...got to laugh at the trials and tribulations of getting what you asked for!!!

Want to know more: I was born and raised in sunny San Diego. I'm an only child (yes, I'm pretty much always right). I moved to the greater Sacramento area in the mid-nineties and got stuck here (believe me, Northern California is not a paradise by any stretch of the imagination) when I met the love of my life. I am very blunt and opinionated as well as crass at times...great reason to start a blog!

Why should you care what I say? Well, not only will I tell you the dark, nasty truths about parenting and all that life has to give, I received my Bachelor's of Art's in Early Childhood Education...cum laude, snatch! My degree was useless the first several weeks of parenting and still makes me no expert, but having two kids of my own has a lot more than the degree.

I hope you enjoy the chronicles of my comical life with kids.