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Sunday, June 12

Diary of a Neurotic Mom: Who is BAAAAAAA-ing!??!?!

Ok guys, most of you have been hear.

Some POS toy in the kids playroom has dying batteries and is therefore letting out random "baa's" (come on people, like a sheep).

I can't find it. I didn't even know we had a toy that baa-ed. I've sat quietly in the middle of the room a few times waiting for the terrible sound so I could attack it and shred it to pieces like the wild beast it has turned me into and...nothing!!

So after a few minutes I go on with my life and then, of course, "BAAAAAA"!

F*** ME!!

I'll find it. And when I do, that thing will wish it had just died quickly and quietly.

1 comment:

S. Greiner said...

BAhahahah This is hysterical because we just had one of those moments this weekend. We have since gotten rid of this awful toy too!!! Good luck finding your dying toys!!!

Have a great week!