I have to get on my hands and knees to clean up after the kids. True story. If you have kids you know this. If you don't, you could easily assume.
So I'm on my hands and knees cleaning up half the meal I made for the kids off the floor when Boo casually tells me, "Mom. I see your vagina".
Then he points to my plumber (butt) crack that is apparently hanging out.
No sweetie, that's mommy's butt. You see my butt. Either way, mommy's butt shouldn't be hanging out so thanks for the FYI. I guess.
About this blog
If you're looking for me to brag about how cute my kids are (which they are) or talk about how much weight I did or didn't lose this week, you are in the wrong place! I have a Facebook account for that. This blog is about the blunt truths of parenting, tips and tricks of the trade, some addicting mommy junk and all the other disgusting hilarity that ensues when you have kids...especially two kids only 12 months apart like myself.