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Monday, May 16

I see your vagina

I have to get on my hands and knees to clean up after the kids. True story. If you have kids you know this. If you don't, you could easily assume.

So I'm on my hands and knees cleaning up half the meal I made for the kids off the floor when Boo casually tells me, "Mom. I see your vagina".

Um...what?!

Then he points to my plumber (butt) crack that is apparently hanging out.

No sweetie, that's mommy's butt. You see my butt. Either way, mommy's butt shouldn't be hanging out so thanks for the FYI. I guess.

13 comments:

deanna@delirious-rhapsody said...

haha. gage thinks i poop out of my vagina.

Palak said...

U guys r so funny!! :-)

natasha said...

LOL! so funny

Small Kucing said...

I was wondering when i saw the title. LOL

RJ, the HOPE Coach said...

Oh dear this was so funny:-)

And kudos for teaching anatomically correct names for things. Lets just hope those comments don't come out when company's over!

~RJ, the HOPE Coach

Melanie said...

You can't make that stuff up! I love it. I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets to put up with that kind of hilariousness!

Glad I found you!

Kathy said...

Those kind of commnets are why I love my job as a mom! I laugh everyday at the things that come out of my own kids mouth and I love to read about what other kids say as well! I found you on Voiceboks and am now a happy follower!

Babymama said...

This post made me LOL!

New follower from voiceBoks.

xo
babymama
avagracescloset.blogspot.com

bubbi and boo said...

Glad you guys find it funny!! And very glad I'm not the only mommy getting these wacked out comments.

Thanks to the new followers ~ I am following you back!

Lolo said...

I know! Kids are just hilarious. Mine (Joaquin 4 years old) told me the other day:
-Mom, what color is this (pointing at my chest)
- I tell him "carne" flesh tone...
- He says- No, yellow
Ouch!!! Since we moved to Spain and have had to go through autumn and winter (I used to like in Venezuela)I´ve lost my wonderful tan and now, I´m yellow : (
Hopped from VBoks
See you around
Lolo

freddyandpetunia said...

Omg Ramona, your kids are sooo cute!
Catherine

mrsmomx6 said...

LOL! Just like my youngest boy. That was soooo funny :)

Hopping over from voiceboks.com

Sharon
sharon-moms-madhouse.com

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