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Wednesday, July 6

Love my boobs!

My kids saw my friend breastfeed sans Hooter Hider about a month ago. Ever since then, their interest in my boobs has increased tenfold.

Not being a huge fan of being molested by my two and three year olds, I've been telling them, "Please don't touch my body. My body is private".

Great start. Then one day I got super irritated because Bubbi wouldn't lay off my tits, so I told her, "Play with your own boobs!"

Opps. Not so smart, mommy.

Now her favorite thing to do is pull out the neck of her shirt, reach down to pinch her boob (ok, nipple) and say, "LOVE MY BOOB!!"

Lordy. Really?


Kim4leafclover said...

That is awesome! If it makes you feel any better Littles does that and I never said "play with your own boobs" ;) They are just exploring ;D

Christine said...

Lol! This made me laugh. :-) My 2 year old son likes to "nurse" his cow stuffed animal while I nurse his baby sister. So sweet.

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Small Kucing said...

LOL...mine too likes to do 'exploring'. The more I said 'no'. The more he'll do.


Anonymous said...

Since you know I've been gone so much, I've been missing your posts : ( but what fun catching up!
You are fabulous and always make me smile!